StaticStigma's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elfire - Suck]

'filth + glitch <3'? ME TOO!!!

First off, i have to say that synth that pops in at 0:22 is absolutely genius. It forced me into a mindless dance/wobble/headbang, and it was hilarious (my retardedness, not the song. The song is more badass and manly than Brock Sampson, and I didn't think that was possible.). That bass synth that kept popping in was also amazing. Robot-man, you certainly know how to make infectious beats. I looked at your page and noticed you said 'Can't master for shit'. NONSENSE! TIS ONLY YOUR EPIC STYLE!

Static-man, out.

Elfire responds:

haha cheers man :)

[Elfire - Pull The Trigger]

I do believe I'm dancing like an imbecile!

I'm in awe.. I knew the song was great from the point I started listening, but daaaaaamn, by the time it reached the two minute mark, I was out of my chair, air-guitaring and headbanging like a lunatic. Only after I realized I was displaced from my seat did the song end, and I sat back down and repeated the process at least 3 more times before writing this review. This beat is infectious, man. It drills its way into your skull and does not let loose until its completed its mission; blowing your mind. The Static Stigma is pleased and appeased. Now, if you excuse me, I have more mindless dancing to attend to.

[Smilecythe- Shower Song]

*Dances*

This is currently my theme song. I'm greasier than a slice of bacon and reek of victory. I shall play this tonight, when I decide to shave off my goat beard and wash my hair and return to my state of the shiny Brin-Monster!

SonSukka responds:

Don't forget to pick up a towelie!

[Smilecythe- Mucus]

So damn incredible...

This is possibly one of my favorite tracks from you. It's got a very dark, ominous, mysterious feel that I can relate to. Well done, good sir, you've trapped me within my mind once again!

[Helix - Vigilance]

So fucking sick!

This is the kind of music I want to make. I'm gonna need to start practicing more... TO THE STUDIO!!!

Quite possibly the most badass techno-industrial track I've EVER heard, ANYWHERE!