StaticStigma's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elfire - Suck]

'filth + glitch <3'? ME TOO!!!

First off, i have to say that synth that pops in at 0:22 is absolutely genius. It forced me into a mindless dance/wobble/headbang, and it was hilarious (my retardedness, not the song. The song is more badass and manly than Brock Sampson, and I didn't think that was possible.). That bass synth that kept popping in was also amazing. Robot-man, you certainly know how to make infectious beats. I looked at your page and noticed you said 'Can't master for shit'. NONSENSE! TIS ONLY YOUR EPIC STYLE!

Static-man, out.

Elfire responds:

haha cheers man :)

[Smilecythe- Shower Song]

*Dances*

This is currently my theme song. I'm greasier than a slice of bacon and reek of victory. I shall play this tonight, when I decide to shave off my goat beard and wash my hair and return to my state of the shiny Brin-Monster!

SonSukka responds:

Don't forget to pick up a towelie!

[Revolve/Resolve]

WHEEE!!!

The Industrial Sheep loves this song.
The Industrial Sheep sways to this song.
The Industrial Sheep fives this song.

Well done, uncle. My robot ears have taken a liking to this. It's like pure beauty in string form, and it makes me want to go on an epic adventure for some reason. I actually feel that it's telling me a story.

A single man, pitted against an unstoppable force, doing everything he can to overcome it and reach his goal, be it rescuing someone he loves or simply standing up for all the good in the world. He prepares for the final battle, remembering how far he's come and knowing that he is now the unstoppable force. The strength of the two powers have swapped, their mindsets revolved. Now the enemy is stumbling to keep his feet planted to the ground, doing everything it can to try and stop the liberator. But the liberator cannot be stopped any more. He will not be stopped. He knows now that he can resolve the problem, he knows now that he only needs to stomp out a few more flames that once made a wildfire of a force. As the liberator takes his first step up to the doors that house this dying flame, he reaches for the handle, and with a grin, he pulls open the gateway to his destiny. This is where his story will conclude. This is where his legend will be born.

Uncle, the only way I can word this to you is: "This is fucking epic."

TheUprising1 responds:

....
This, may indeed be what this song is about, metaphorically. I believe I now have some thinking to do. Let's hope that in reality it ends as positively as your story.

I'm very impressed though that my song could spark a mind image this clear.
Thanks for the review, uncle. I appreciate it.

-TheUprising

[Decessus (DEMO)]

FEEL THE DOOM!!!

This is one of your best industrial tracks, I have to say, band uncle! You must finish, so I can dance to it's greatness! AND I MUST GET A NEW LAPTOP SO WE CAN CONTINUE OUR CV STUFF!!!

...

UNCLE!!! CAPITALISM!!! *dances*

TheUprising1 responds:

Yes, we will dance to this, no matter what happens - even if the allmighty goose finally gets rid of this world, we will still dance... the mightiest of all dances.
Capitalism.
*dances*

- The Uprising

[Sextron5K]

YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME!!!

I never thought bitcrushing could sound so good in large doses, but dammit, you keep amazing me! Excuse me while I go cry in a corner while marvelling at this and shunning my own attempts at music!

Nice lyrics, by the way! Hahaha!

midimachine responds:

The sound design here was heavily inspired by Steam Machine by Daft Punk. Also the title, maybe.

[Arcturus]

Awesomeness Incarnate!

DUDE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! I would've never thought of something like this! I can imagine this in a game like Devil May Cry!

NuKeMOuT responds:

Thanks for listening! :)

[Distraught Subconscience]

Maaaaan, IT ROCKS!!!

I don't care if this stays above my stuff! Just don't zero-bomb me like the other buttholes! Haha! Awesome tune, man! I want to take it and put it in an awesome video!

Dungeecount responds:

I rarely give zero's :) hey, people gave an effort, and as long as it isn't stolen it's a new song that anyone else couldn't have thought of. I'm not sure people realize I'm a chick >>; I'm ALWAYS getting called "man". Not that they're literally implying that I'm a guy. If you really want to put it in a video, go ahead! I'd love it. As long as I'm credited. I'll make sure I go and check out your music, Thank you very much for the review :D!

[Alpha Metal]

*Headbangs Triumphantly*

THIS was so much fun! AHHHHHHH!!! We should do more songs soon! I loved the guitar from the first time I heard it, and I was able to come up with some great drums for it (I think :D). ALPHA METAAAAAAL!!

FenixB-dogg responds:

haha...yeah it turned out pretty freakin good >:D ...can't wait to add the bass and lead guitar

[Mind Stalker]

I didn't expect it's badassery...

Congrats, you've just been deemed one of my favorite artists on the site. I love that electric-sounding synth that drives the song forward. I could imagine this song on an actual ablum! As the featured track! This song will be stalking the dark depths of my mind for years to come. I almost want to create a tribute track for it. Same mood, grittier feel. Yeah, I just found my new project, hahaha! AWESOME!!!

-BlackStatic-

XenosiS responds:

Wow... I'm honored!

[[]Minor test 2]

It shall be legendary credit music, indeed!

Seriously, man. Just expand this beast and it will make for PERFECT credits music for your game. Epic bass drum, beautious piano and organ, tasty flute sounding thingies. WHOO, ME LIKEY TOO MUCHLY!!! Build upon... Or I'll throw a beaver at you... Many times... Until you do finish it... ... ... :D

Leoshi responds:

That's exactly what I'm hoping for! Purgatory is going to be more of a monster than Wartorn, thanks to my ridiculous goals for it. So, nothing less than legendary will suffice!

Expect me to be bugging you with additional demos soon. With a project with as much potential as this, I'm gonna want SEVERAL second opinions. Over and over again. :)

Let's make a deal. Every time you throw a beaver at me, I owe you an update!